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December 21, 2006

 

Our What's In/What's Out List

 

Dear Tomatoes,

This is our last email of the year, which flew by in large measure because of you --  giving proof to the old adage about time flying when you're having fun.   Hey, it's going to fly anyway, so you might as well have fun and enjoy the martinis along the way! 

Like many of you, The Three Tomatoes are taking next week off to spend precious time with family and friends and we want to wish each and every one of you peace, health and joy this holiday season. And many, many thanks for reading us, emailing us, and passing us around to your friends.  We'll be back in the New Year!  But before we go, we'll leave you with our first annual list of what's in/what's out (or at least our wishful thinking list.)   Feel free to add your own.

What’s in                               What’s Out                                       

Women who aren’t kids          Bubble headed bimbos     

 

Chocolate and red wine          Trans fatty acids

(Finally, something we             (And thanks for letting         

love that’s good for us too)     us know lard                                                  is not one of them.  

                                              Horray for lard!)

 

Martinis (always shaken,       Cosmos (for sissy girls)

 not stirred)

 

Supporting a non-profit          Spending $1,000+ on

                                             the latest “it” bag” 

 

Role models for young           Role models like Brittany,

girls like "Ugly Betty"             Paris, and Lindsey

 

Loving the face you live in      Botox and plastic surgery

 

Face to face meetings and      24/7 electronic communiques

handwritten notes                   

                                              

Jeans with a waist band         Skinny jeans on 

                                             any one over a size 0        

 

Peace on earth and               War, prejudice, and hatred 

goodwill to all who inhabit

our magnificent planet

 

 

Here's a martini toast to the New Year!

 

'til next year,

 

The Three Tomatoes

 

 

 

Copyright© 2006.  The Three Tomatoes.  All rights reserved.

 

 

 

 

 

You know you're a tomato if...it's a struggle to stay up to watch the ball drop on New Year's Eve.

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Last week's Poll Results Well 58% of the tomatoes who voted think it's your own darn business, not the government's,  if you want to clog your arteries with trans fatty acids.

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