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An urgent alert, that's what!

Mother's Day is just around the corner--this Sunday, in fact. And, if you're like most of us, you're still in the "know-it's-coming-but-haven't-decided-what-to-do" stage.

Well, here's a news flash.  Mom's tired of flowers.  And she can buy her own chocolates.  What she really needs is a good laugh!  And if your college transcript isn't handy, why not send her our CD:

Maternal Combustion: Calls about Moms and Cars.

Maternal Combustion is Car Talk's collection of calls dedicated to mothers. These are calls about the women who have served honorably in the minivan wars, negotiated conflicting advice between their husbands and their fathers (talk about a rock and a hard place!)--and even skillfully extracted sippy cups from under countless seats over the years.

Also on the CD? Tom and Ray's beloved, and long-suffering mother, Elizabeth. Lizzie lets us in on the travails of raising her two favorite, time-wasting hellions.

You can grab a copy right here.

 

The good news? Order by Wednesday at 2 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, and our folks at the Shameless Commerce Division will ship out your gift for mom via UPS Second Day Air.

 

Sure, it'll cost a few bucks more--but think of the 364 days of maternal nagging you'll avoid by hitting a bulls eye on Sunday!

 
Car Talk fans in our Elite Procrastinator's Division can order by Thursday at 2 p.m. EST, and we'll ship the order out via UPS Next Day Air. You can get full details right here.


Were you always mom's favorite? There's plenty more if you want to add to the gift pack, including official Car Talk shirts, accessories, books and our brand-spanking-new CD set, Field Guide to the North American Wacko.

 

Finally, a little tribute of our own, to Tom and Ray's dear, departed mom, Elizabeth Magliozzi.  In honor of Mother's Day, we've brought back a special Car Talk feature.


Many years ago, Tom and Ray managed to hoodwink Lizzie into joining them in the studio a few times. You can hear excerpts of her appearances on Car Talk, check out photos, and find out just what kind of mom would still admit to being related to kids like these, right here.

 

And, to all of you mothers out there, Happy Mother's Day!

Maury Maille
Director
Mother's Day Commemoration Committee
Car Talk Plaza



P.S. Here's this week's Lame Joke of the week, courtesy of Dennis Toews:

An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen.

The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I'd highly recommend.

The other man says, "What's the name of the restaurant?"    

The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying,  "Uh, what is the name of that red flower you give to
someone you love?"

His friend replies,  "A carnation?"

"No, no.  The other one," the man says.

His friend suggests, "The poppy?"

"No, no, no," growls the man.  "You know--the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes!  Thank you," the first man says.  He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"



Maternal Combustion

 

Field Guide to the North American Wacko

 

Lame Joke of the Week

 

Why is designing a 40 MPG car called "Rocket Science"?

 

Detroit does it again!

Tire patch question


Donate Your Car!

Been meaning to write Tom and Ray a witty, brilliant, letter? Now's your chance!

 
 
 
 
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