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Spend all week making fun of
people who bought “pirate in a bag” costumes at the last
minute, lost on a safari in Amy Winehouse’s hair, or street
fighting with Pierce Brosnan? Here’s what we were talking
about behind your back…compiled by your friends and
frenemies at 1835 Cahuenga:
Play Doubles
with Serena and Jackie
 You
know Jackie Long as that actor guy from “ATL” and
“The Comebacks”. (Nope?...IMDB)
I know him as that less famous guy squiring tennis champ
and new proactive spokesmodel Serena Williams to
LA events all the time. Tomorrow night, get to know them
both at SHAG. It’s Jackie’s Birthday party in VIP Booths
50-53.
While less speculated-upon than
Reese and Ryan, etiquette says you can calligraphy them on
to the same place card at your next confirmation luncheon.
Bring your own international sports and fashion icon to SHAG
tomorrow night and challenge birthday boy Jackie and
his girl to a doubles dance-off. Winner gets a free DVD of a
certain smash hit thriller…..
Oren “The Butcher”
Koules
 While
office girl Jess made a mess cooking candy apples in the
Shag kitchen Sunday afternoon, I cracked the password on
Louis’ Macbook to go shopping through last night’s party
picks at
MingleNow.com . Instead Variety’s screaming headline
greeted me: “Saw 4 Butchers the Competition”. Yikes!
As a vegetarian, the photo at
left is my own personal South Beach Diet plan, even without
a greasy headline like that one. Congrats to Oren Koules,
Exec Producer on that feature, and Co-Exec
Producer in the SHAG Kingdom (if you know what I mean). At
$32 Million last weekend, thank you for giving the
kids a well lit multiplex in which to carefully inspect
their Mike&Ikes and Mini Mr. Goodbars for needles, poison,
or creepy eyelashes before devouring them in the midst of a
Trick or Treat binge.
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Here's what you
missed at SHAG this week...
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The King is Coming to
SHAG
 Prince
Charles is a Division I nerd. So it’s not him. Rumor has
it, if Shaq came to watch you play high school basketball,
ESPN covered those games nationally, and you have $90
million reasons to like drinking Sprite, you will be at SHAG
next Saturday night. We’re used to escaping Hollywood
publicists who send mean emails, but this week I fear some
muscles from the Midwest so we’ll leave it at that. Legally
can’t say more. Mark your calendars, next Saturday night,
November 10. Swoosh! Slam!
You Out Tonight?
As always, if you are heading
out, make sure you text or email in advance so we can come
grab you at the door. For any night of the week, shoot an
email to
thelist@shaghollywood.com or hit the
myspace before 4:45 PM. (Wednesdays and Sundays
you might find a “running from fires” sign on the door,
we’re closed…so keep it to yourself on those days)
Come Find Me at Table #52 in the
corner VIP, I’ll have a Chimp Special ready for you….
Your BFF-FEAE,
Mikey “The CHIMP” Glazer and your friends at
Shag Hollywood
P.S. Awards, Medals, and High
Fives to our friends at JT Talent and G Models who reached
deep in their couture purses to make supersize donations to
the
American Red Cross fire relief fund. We hope they did it
just to be neighborly during the disaster, and not just for
the free rounds of drinks promised last Friday. This
Saturday, any LA, Ventura, O.C. or San Diego FD who are off
duty, please badge your way right to the door where we’ll
take care of your entire arriving party. (up to 5 people).
One huge good deed deserves at least this small one.
VISIT SHAG
HOLLYWOOD ONLINE AT
WWW.SHAGHOLLYWOOD.COM
OR JUST CLICK HERE
SHAG is located
at 1835 North Cahuenga
Boulevard
323-464-5662 | Los Angeles | CA | 90028 |
