MEDICAL ALERT!
IMMEDIATE NOTICE
To TAG Clients &
Associates
TAG’s healthcare division, Healthcare Performance Partners
(HPP), has recently made us aware of a notice put out by the Center for Disease Control concerning the discovery of a pandemic out break of
Biziocis-Maximosis (BM), commonly known as ‘Manufacturing
Malaria’. Symptoms of this disease have been
discovered in many locations recently and we are asking all our constituents to increase observation for symptoms immediately.
Dr. Aiken Head, has provided us with the following symptoms of this well
entrenched disease:
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High Agitation Levels
- Regular Sweating and/or Swearing
- Weakness and Shortness of Breath (and Temper)
- Trouble Thinking Clearly
- Constant indications of De’ja vu
- And many other easily recognizable symptoms
How it's Spread
The CDC has seen a recent increase in Manufacturing Malaria, especially as
the economy goes through a slow-down or a speed-up. They say the industrial public is still not aware of the serious
infectiousness especially in peers, subordinates, mentorees, and observers of the disease carrier. Many times the infected
individual can pass the disease from generation to generation. This is especially true in young talented
‘fast-burners’ that see the ‘carrier’ as a road to success. This disease has a slow insidious takeover
of the mind and body. It can easily overcome excellent education, learning, and especially ‘common
sense’. The disease is primarily caught in regions of the company such as Corporate Headquarters, Investment Companies
(usually in analysts), Owner’s yachts, and other areas where short-term-thinkers gather. Most people in this area have been
previously infected and have an intense focus on self enrichment and survival. Caution should always be used in these
locations.
A recent improvement in some very old but effective drugs is now
available for treatment and prevention.
Treatment
Doctors are now recommending a drug cocktail of the following:
- One large initial injection of Leanozan followed by bi-monthly or quarterly
injections for life.
- One tablet of LeanThinkinox every four hours.
- One tablet of ContinuoImprovomentus daily.
These medicines should be ingested with large volumes of water and it is
recommended that you demand this regimen from all members of your organization that show signs of BM.
Prevention
There are proven drugs on the market designed to ward off infection with
Manufacturing Malaria. Used correctly, these can show great promise. All can be obtained without a
prescription but are best taken under the care of a trained professional. Please consider the following as ways to prevent this
deadly disease:
- Changistan
- Leanozex
- Getoffyourtailimon
- Chinamentalno
- Mexiprev
Get a Checkup
It is recommended that all clients and Associates that are regularly in a
manufacturing facility continuously be on the lookout for this deadly long-term debilitating disease. If there is any question, we
recommend that you have a culture check run by a qualified manufacturing physician. Please look for the following indications in
the “culture” results:
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Leaders and Employees are unaware of inventory levels.
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Management looks at production status weekly (maybe).
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Continuous improvement is a ‘department’ (usually of one)
and reports directly to HR.
If any of these or other obvious signs are detected take immediate
action. We recommend a check-up with a qualified manufacturing physician and have rarely found an attempt at self-medication to be
strong or intense enough.
PLEASE USE
CAUTION IN THE WORKPLACE!
